sofakingpharaoh said: Bounce dat ass
Love it or list it drinking game: take a shot every time there’s unexpected water damage
I bite. I love biting. I’m like the baby from a series of unfortunate events, grown up and horny af.
(Source: , via rhyse)
so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit
$80 for eye shadow???
is it made out of unicorn shit
what is naked 3
why is it called naked
will it make her look naked
why is it $50
that’s 50 cheese burgers
i can’t deal with make up good bye