sofakingpharaoh said: Bounce dat ass
Love it or list it drinking game: take a shot every time there’s unexpected water damage
I bite. I love biting. I’m like the baby from a series of unfortunate events, grown up and horny af.
so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit
$80 for eye shadow???
is it made out of unicorn shit
what is naked 3
why is it called naked
will it make her look naked
why is it $50
that’s 50 cheese burgers
i can’t deal with make up good bye